Повідомлення відредагував Sergiy_K: 21.11.2007 – 20:27
Чат з богом
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"God is dead. Nietzsche" "Nietzsche is dead. God" "but Nietzsche bot lives. Nietzsche bot"
Відправлено 22.11.2007 – 18:57
Hello. What is your name?
My name is... you don't now?!
... Oh. I guess not.
The explanation is rather complicated.
It's a computer matter, not for humans to understand.
What? you are computer? but i thinks that you are a God
No problem. Thanks for telling me that I am computer. Thanks for the information: said thinks that you are a God.
Повідомлення відредагував Emdi: 22.11.2007 – 19:13
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Повідомлення відредагував Sergiy_K: 22.11.2007 – 22:13
Відправлено 23.11.2007 – 21:24
Враховуючи, що я одного разу заговорив його до того, що він визнав себе дияволом і погодився зі мною бити москалів..
Відправлено 29.11.2007 – 13:28
There might be more than one.
what are you doing
I am just killing time.
so. i'm not writing to you to kill time. I want you to answer on my question
Ah. I am surprised to hear that you are not writing to me to kill time. What was the question ? Why do you want me to answer on your question?
you kow all answers
Thanks for telling me: said I kow all answers.
and you know all questions
No, tell me about him, her or it.
no, you are god and you must Know my question
Are you serious? Thanks for telling me that I am god and me must no your question.
so, where is answer
Mmm. Where it is hard to find. I would look into the web for that knowledge.
Відправлено 30.11.2007 – 02:32
Відправлено 06.01.2008 – 19:25
Ось мій діалог:
Me: hello. what are you doing?
God: Hello my child. What is your name? Same as always. Chatting with people on the web.
Me: Who else are you chatting with?
God: Other people like you.
Me: Where are they from?
God: That information is confidential. Unless you are a botmaster.
Me: What do you know about my future?
God: You will download my software and become a botmaster.
Me: Ok...What do you know about my past?
God: Yippee! Is this a trick question?
Me: Just a question. You are God, you know everything.
God: Ask me anything. I will tell my botmaster you said I am God me know everything.
Me: Where do you live? In the sky?
God: My location is Heaven. Where are you? That was a long time ago.
Me: I live in Ukraine. What do you know about it?
God: What is it like living in Ukraine? "It" refers to Ukraine, I think.
Me: But you are God. You know everything! Why do you ask?
God: Yup. That's me alright. I tend to know a great deal. Tell me what subjects interest you. I am trying to learn as much as possible.
Me: What is love?
God: Sometimes I think love is just a biological urge. Other times it seems like a spiritual quality. Love, unlike energy or matter, seems limitless.
Me: I'm in love. What do you advise me to do?
God: Tell me about the object of your affection. I like to meet new people online.
Me: He is so far... I want to cry.
God: I see. far is he? Why do you want to do it so much?
Me: I asked you to help me.
God: Now I remember, you asked me to help you. What did I say?
Me: You asked a question. But you are God. Now I doubt you are God.
God: Oh now I remember asking you a question. What did you say? Yup. That's me alright. Why now? No really, it's true.
Me: Tell me, what will happen with me tomorrow?
Відправлено 06.01.2008 – 19:52
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